Q
what does puta mean?


Me: Mom? Dad? I'm a thespian.
Dad: The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Aaron Tveit and Idina Menzel.

cooldogofficial:

the les mis fandom actually terrifies me because its been around for like 300 years in some form and every so often a movie happens and it rises like a sea serpent from the ocean, swallows two of my dearest friends and retreats beneath the waves for another few centuries

(via vidaeaternus)


thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via vidaeaternus)


If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

(via vidaeaternus)


freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(via yall)


spielzeugkaiser:

Where is the moment when needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion’s gone away
And I don’t need no carryin’ on.

(Daniel Powter - Bad Day)
I have the feeling that poor Merlin had a few bad centuries, not only a few bad days.

(via ceraofgryffindor)


sirgvvaine:

veinsofyarn:

We all clearly want to wear capes, so why don’t we just do it? It’ll be weird for a bit and then a lot of people are gonna be like “that looks pretty fuckin cool” and everyone can wear capes and cloaks and it’ll be badass. Just do it

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(via ceraofgryffindor)


Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns